FU Friday: The Stepmom Edition

When I was much younger and I would imagine my life, I didn't exactly say to myself Gee, I hope when I'm 30 I'm dating a guy 13 years older than me who has a young child and an ex-wife who hates me.   I know, I know, nothing turns out like we plan it.  In the past year or so though I've been... fantasizing about how their adult lives REALLY turned out.  Did my favorite ex-boss think to herself...!   Not that I am stepmom, but ever since I started dating Mr 5%, I had a friend call me because of his son